AULL LEEGAL PLURARIBILITIES

Hawk Disgustafsson, hon.fin. Propuffer off Drearysprudence and Resurger in Ligal Theorrea. Depressment of Law. School of Buzzyness, Eggonomix and Low. Gothumbug Uhumiversity.

I

lawflows flawlessly commodified and circumcuriviciously recircumflating its pheedbackloopholes into itshelves of lowbooks of all kinds and by tautopoeitically curling themshelves onto its inner luhmanniac and loomanian systemathrix it brings us back to the inner circle of HellSinky City and Erkipelago.

Fr’over the short bawltic sea let’s arilacanwise cross the line—franchir la ligne. B’cos this,¹ this is the ownly place it can be done. Cross the river—franchir la rivière. L’ari vière…

And letus humptyprompty initaly perugian remorphophraze the obbliged commemoration seassion theme ‘Critique and Limits of Law’ by The Hirvo’s oun words (qwoting) ‘I would say that Hamlet is on the border of experience: the experience of the limits of limits’ (endkvootin’), so as to in steady mirroir stage the Hirvonian idea of a Limitless Legal Critique: the founda mental limitlessness of law (dizzdant echoing: a limited supply? There is no reason why… unlimited supply! ‘who am I; who am I’).

Thus, taking lawandlimit into lawandlitt surreuosly—witch is to say: taking Ari surriously and by the letter. Litter. By the letter in that gnarlybird litter littering. The ridical murging of lawandliterature as lawandlitandlawandlitandlawandlit…and doing lawandlit as Ari did.

But passencore had the teubneurian doublaw faeces of ’Anus or Janeus not yet rearrived at mothern yourisprudencial credentials of which the zoocial is yet won amongst other noomos. Nor yet had postmortem laws began to devour its yolk—blueeyzed New Joke Nu Yoke!—and no less hatching the exeggminated shells of flaws limmits.

Even zooandzoociologists of flaw in perpetual need of the pussytivist immaculated coinception of the leegull sistem in ordeur for it to leggytimate its weary eggsistance, patching the Humptydumpty possytivism. But all the grundnorms kinsmen nor hawrses cannot bring CritLit down.

The lawfall (dlílexdroitpraworettrechträttkanoonleilakialqanunjuronomosleggegezetshōritsuzakontörvénygyfraithlagh) of a once upright alright old fine finn chap is retailed early on and later on through all legal critical minstrelsy. The law phall and the wake? Mister Finn you’re goin t’be Mister Finnagain:

Thirsty years ago the The Hawk arived gunsanrosedly in the coold novoember rain to the frozen polyeggzentric group in El Zinki, Phoenicialand. The phirst meating betwixt themtwo:

‘arri.:

— R u Håk? The Rootsie Boy?

Hauwck.:

— No, nn‘nly a justified Hoax. You Sally?

Arry.:

— Flesh! [in the flesh invertebraed Punk Phloyd: Eht Llaw]. But are you Heck?

Hack.:

— Chest cee, FinnAiry?

Fairy.:

— Ei ei, you’re surely a Hooker!

Haukka. :

— Whaad! Whu are ye?

Ah? Ree? :

— Wha whu’s at? A nicknamed caveman Faint Hucky?

II

Enterinto the inner amuzeyroomed (mind yer hats goan in!) circle of all the polyexistentieccentricals at the Ullio Pistonne such as (egg.) Yahoo the Karhoo nuée Pneuhönen, Panoo the Inkermann and Lalalalala D’Eggson the great finfather of Oldernative Dieurisprudence. The finnish pollyexostentialist ryhmaeing group comp eating with the Danish pastrycentrizzist pullylegals Zedh & Peet. Phew! Not to oubliey the additional djudge Kallevala ‘nottoodeepstructure’ Touring, freshed b’hind the curtains giving firther ovidence of the Hellsunky Critical Episteme (and furtherr behind the veils, Mr Nix Brown and the Son of Guillaume).

But even in the hazydayzy of critical polycentricityexpansionism the counterrevolutionary lawn and egonomics moment nonetheless managerially seeded its egonomix man into low schools’ taxonomix, and lurning the hompto juridiculus to bee hive propertly in the neolibberal googolobolous eggonomix and hobbesian (bah, Liffeyathan still a liver and knickersdown?) hommo hommini lawpus est pawning its way into convictional feelososophty off law eversense common since.

Howwhoever, throughanthru flench stuckturalists Yield The Loose & Happy Guts, Lewd Alltoomuch and Knock-Out Polyantzas the counterespionage philostopher Mr Spy Nozy extolled and Finnfallen expclaimed that on the cuntrary hommo hominni deus est and by deus sive natura opening to a critical immanent lawgacy, oreiatleast, multiplie scenes of law, and an anatha’nthology Pollykentrix mutelipped scents of law. Polycentricity as pushible deleuzeoguattarimaniac raprupture.

Shoulder to shoulder in zaid polycentric anthontology The Hawk and The Hirv intratextually faught finnfisted on hirvphriad onthology: The Hawk in omnicentric downmoodliness (’Immanence of Law’), The Hirv in hope of possible ephix (’After the Law’). The latter letterman allsways to anforth in hopeology futurology. Grafittingly on the poguesian (dörti oltaon) gas works wall, and the maguzin wall, at the Finnix Park (where the orunge PoMo’s turn rust, backtrap omnibus down), largo colawful normative nixname tagged letters; Hirr Com’s Ev’rylaw!

And whazzup in leggy pozzytivism, eh? Still Kékkekkokékelsen’s Buzzy Gnome (The Pu-erh Teaory of Leawes) or Sur Hurburt Hawhauhart’s role o’ frecognitting (The Constip O’flaw)? Or, still fishing for coherringce in Aarnioalexypeczenikian common low waters? Or, the lifttheirleggy doctranal dogmatists wagging their alcoherent tale? No bait awailable to hook the bell hooks, hoovever!

Or low schools still dragging onto libbs like Yawn Raws Feaory Adjusted, Humperdick No-sick Onarky and Uhutopia and Runall Dwarfkin Faking Rites Searusly?

Or, evenjohnfinnisway goan back te chreestian madevil nightural law of the twelfth century, nutably Toomas of Aquinarius the phishmonger or (a.k.k.a.) the salmon Codifrier of Canon Law?

Still, the alwaysnecessity to everly persist the pandemic cunventioal anallittical legal scientology, and resist the law and eggonomix movment and its egonomic man.

So, who’ll scramble the clockworked oranged eggywaggs? Ughjajkoavgógyelankiaušinisandatelurwyvejcekananmunaeihuevoyumurtatojásubhtamagotrungbaydaovumægägg. Arix and his three horrorlaw droogs in the Kosken Korova milkbar œuf cours.

Enougho’nofo? Eggstream Liigal Possytivists (Samooley the Hurried man, Yearna, HozannaZannaWho, TwooMaze ‘mongst uthers) still strung enuff to pungtuate the doggmatrix moneycentricism? P’raps ev’n mo’o’nofo!

And crytical leegal studdies at yearnly coontimental conpherences—Sea Elle Cee—eversins the ridical sicksties keeps dragging the humptydumpty trompe l’aw downtoearf. Butt then the legal poozytivists incest on plutting’im upagan, just forsaken of it. Perpeetual dyalectic recirculation of back anup, twoo and foorce, Duobbliners their mumpers all the time.

Still, arihirvonian hope (antigonetheloveofthegoddessofjusticenofuturepunkagainsttheboredomofthelawreadinghamletthedelayofjusticetotalevilthelawundertotalitarianismcivitasperegrinaaugustineandthepossibilityofnonviolentcommunityoikeudenkäyntiaantigonenlakijaoikeaoikeustheproblemofevilrevisitedlawsjusticealawandhumanitiesperspectiveethicsoftragedydwellingthinkingmeasuring) remain in light, o’ take me to the riviere, prowpelling countercounterrevolvutionari legalpartysans throwing PoMoGrenades back, phyring deconstrudictionairies, artycles and papiers, catapulting buux at the dogminatrix walls: Eischylus; Zoophoocles; Europiddies; Chucksper; ErriDad’s HellsingForze of Law and Useless Granmaphony; M’Fukkauld Bird of the Kleenex; Butlah Reindeer Trubbah; Badiœuf L'œufique; Liffeynas Totally Into Finnities; Coughman Eggsploison I; Heildregger Peeing on Thyme; J’luck Fancy Thinopratiff Hompty Comty; ShaunGluck Pantsy The Eggsperience of Phreedom; Flipped LuckyBard Hide Eggs and the Politics of Pottery; Ze Zick Lawking Orry; Check Lawcan’t Acry, a skeleton; Freddy Nutzschy Auldso Spuke Zerothruster and finnytwin Friid Niitsi JeanGenieology of Murals; Ziggy Freudust Intérpunktuation of the Rivers [id (!) est, 1900 Ari Domine] andodders etsitaraw etcicero…

III

Hear hear Hearwicker, lissup lissup Issup! Hirvonens Critical Evocation: Here Cometh Everylaw!

Let us owl remmember and never fourgette the five polycentral meléments in the Hirvonische limitlessness critlawleggazy: beirniadaethléirmheasukugxekaléirmheasnaqdkukosoakarriahknaalochanagagnrýnihihyōvivēcanayadhaleecayn: Legal Polytical Mamafesto; Fennomenology; LawLitTwagedy; Lacanian PsychoLawgy; Punkology.

Legal Polytical Mamafesto

No, not dreary legal metoodology such ass: traveauwhatever prepparartourettes sindrom, ducktrinal studdies (even quacktrinal sturdies!) and press cedants and some or other law rearview.

No, not sources of flaw, no sources off low, no sausages of law. Sausages of law? Memember ze quot of the Irony Canceler Oughta von Bischmuck ‘laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made’. A tempesting Legal Caliban.

No, tell me an other story about sources of flow, and a story of Ari Leegal Plurabilities! A porter off the lawtist as a Shaun man! Hirvy Chap Errvikki…

Don’look back at Ganges, I hurd her sigh: trees stones roses iamtheone Oasing (woats the story) morning glawry glawry by the fuzzyballed disunited Chesterman. Fergusons wake?

Fennomenology

Written into the magitragician’s very last wrighting: refugees, as fennomenontological refigurations of the Noropean Distopian apolkaloopsian inhuman rites, sailing and boating the Maditerroriterranean Sea in hope to reach the swerve of shores of the Nohopean Union. Legal finnomenology as resistance: friotaíochtteikōopórwiderstandellenállásukumelanaymwrtheddfriotaíochtvastusotpornostprathirodhamopór! Uropean walls arising, when…

…riversrising, Izzycaps melting, amazingzone deforeignstation, drysertation, hurrycanies, gulpstroom hawlting. O, the calamitychanges! But all the oily fossylized politrixians runnin’ through the looking glass in the opposite dierection, hunting for calamitydenying ritewing excretists petromen fakefacctsvooters. The tellurian humptytrumpDump on his maggotine wall: when I abuse a world, it will be just what I choose it to be. But what aboat All’us in the yonderland, eh? O, Tell’us why! Eggs îles, applayed en traques.

Fennomenology, closest to the kant ding itsulf, but not emptyricism. Fennomenology full. Phennomans Wake, Funnygans Wake, Finnomenologys Waka Jawaka (franklyZapped).

The dwelling fennomenolawgical cooperation: The Hawk sendig his pee age dee doctoral students to the lion’s den (off course Hell Psynky), and even deepah to Ari’s den: they returned transformed and fennometamorphosized. Unrecognizablessed. Mishe mishe.

LawLitTwagedy

The literary trajectory of tragedy of tragedy. From the very beguinning the alcopalypsian question of tragedy haunting effics—Oedipus haunting Antigone hunting Hamlet haunting Ari hunting Lacan haunting Freud hunting Oedipus: full circle (two times π), river closing, Vantaa wanting, affluvial flowandflow.

OMELETTE, the adjunct philoprince of Elsinki (eggsplaining).:

— Two beers or not two beers, what a question!

BUTT (stating).:

— There is sumtin johnny rotten in da state of Fenmark.

TAFF (staging).:

— There is suomi juhani ruotsi in the multiple scenes of Finmark.

BUTT (eggsamply gratin).:

— Zot is not the Quiztune?

POMELETTE (oeuf perdiuos):

— Lits et ratures? Lituraterre?

TOFFELIA (the incestinse of the litter).:

— Cwrwjieatanpiagaragardoabeoirmaegjuubhiyasharairagmasangasörolutøllionnbýrabjórbiapíjiǔcervesapivoöl!

Lacanian PsychoLawgy

Allmazingly the Habeas Corpus Elsinque lay low awailing o’er the o’Phellseenky publike parks ninthsymphonically an die freudic in joyissance nontotaly engulfing the keskiolut lakinian subconscioustance odors: the sumboliqueur, the maggotionary, the reeleel. Sumwhere in a ‘ndrixed purple haze the tinytiny petty (a) clacante as a $. Anutshelf of initself of the othernecessity of offerness. Antigone the other, but always Antigone from the very beginning to the very end, fromm the erich to the inegguration. At a legal cruxroads: Freudipous, that is doomed to merry his Other, and kill his Adder… The effix of tragedy; the twagedi of effecs. The écrier of the wild:

A……….!

? ……….H!

The Antigone and the Hamlet, the affa’n’hommage, The ∆lphaville and HΩmmage, the Ari and the Hirv.

Law’s othernecessity of law’s otherness, to be true. Under the hannusivenius law and polygravitys rainbrow (rudd yellan gruebleen orangeman in his violet indigonation) in blackblotched (stately plumped bucked) Hells Inky biddybidding: Give me three quarks for Cercle Lacan? Or two marks for Särkelä Lakan! Ya’ll plz gimme Pomespenyeach for Perkele Laki!? An ukkonen aceydacey thonthorstrok clash:

Punkology

In rechtrospective it is a commonly known fact that for our punkycentric lad (hod or unhod) on the legal ladder it has always from the very arigin been punkeology. But whataboat murgsist Punkfurter School (roses de pierre, I wanna be adorno), the one might ax? No, anoneone may talently ripley, ‘cos all the Memma Fiestas, lawcanian psoakoonalooses, fiennomenologies, lawandlitters and other lawstuffedsuperstructures are just offspringed line of lights from the seventyseven mumblejumble Never Mind the Bollaws, here’s the Lex Yliopistols and sumwhut oystrygods gaggin later The KaKaKlashClassssh (cymbol hihatting…):

Nof Uture. Bore Dôme. And God save the prankquean, the farcy regime! The Shaun and Shem 69 ‘arry up, ‘arri! ShameBeer Muzak. Stiff Letter Finners Lawn’Other. Rrrreeecht! ‘Éire we go now, a legalsociality lecture: No fun might be no pun, no pun might be no fin. Anarchy in the JoKi (jokeyjoksy, right?):

IV

On ricoursing email (sandhyas!) some vicos just before the terragic eggseunt, the Hawk in Good Hump Bog and the Hirv in Health Sinking:

The Hawk.:

— U ah right, brooder in law?

The Hirv.:

— Am well. No vorris.

The Hawk.:

— We’ll kippis in touch zen!

The Hirv. :

— Yea, sea yocean. For river and iver…

Remembrains of things passed, a marcyproostyan insurge of laws time: am I my bloater’s kipper? Unfable and la’cained, o’ that donkey’s chinchin chachacha, allaloong the PolyJeanHarivery like our pain in the river, and we followed the river, but:

Aull those moments will be lost in time, laki tärs iin rääin: years long away, taking legal philosophy all too siriusly as fissical fistological catch-as-catch-can: fennomenological henplucked litter fewd (shillelagh law was all their rage) over the WalterBenjaminCarlSchmittLetterCounterverso, (indisecreeteely imphalus also known as the WrestlingBoysCriticSlamLegalConference) Hirv lowlawloudly: din satan Håkan! The Grand Danois steppin’ wolfy in: g’d d’mn, st’p ‘t!

But aftrwrds, aprés la gwarrilla: beerz, uisgebag and agua wittae. Reignited and Rejoyced! But time now to…

Enfin, maybe we’re all arihirvonians now. O, the Usylessly unreadable shameless seamus joys of it all, the semus sumus suomis.

Le oui d’ari: jatiimeekyllädasimanobaithanaíkentáhaibatshìdeyahōnaamtakhaanioendioevetigenoesyebohawaerêpohotetaal: and yes I said yes I will yes.

A way a lone a last a loved a long the…

…riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs…

A way a law a last a lawed a lawng the…

…lawflows flawlessly past PamPam and Kiasma allmazifully non-commodified and circumcuriously multiplicating its polycentrifrugality into itshelves of lawandlitt of all kinds and by meassuring poetically curling themshelves onto its inner originality and deep ariginality it brings us back to the allinspirling everchanging neverchanging lexspanding circle of Hirvonen’s Criticism and Engagement…