Dear colleague

Thank you for

Your kind referral.

I was happy to consult

With you on

The interesting Mr. L.

Why did you refer Mr. L.?

There was no rhyme or reason-

It was a wasted consult-

I am a sparse resource,

A bucket of water

In an arid land

Where parched souls wait in line

To have their thirst quenched

While you disrupt the queue

Then slosh and spill

Obliviously.

Please find attached my consult.

Thank you for allowing me

To assist in the care of your patient.

I welcome your future referrals,

And let me know if I can be

Of further assistance.