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Judges and Humour in Britain: From Anecdotes to Jokes

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Judges, Judging and Humour

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This chapter surveys the wealth of humorous tales told about British judges and advocates from the late eighteenth to the late twentieth century, particularly in the criminal courts over which the judges presided, where humour either designedly or inadvertently could provide a disruption of the normally solemn proceedings. Published and archival collections of such humorous anecdotes largely refer to what happens in open court, including witty remarks by the judges and impudent ripostes by barristers. Lawyers collected and treasured such interchanges, together with tales of judicial eccentricity, as part of the folklore of their profession. Published as anthologies, they found a popular audience as well. In the last half of the nineteenth and the first half of the twentieth centuries, trials were extensively reported in the press and judges became part of an Establishment celebrity culture. Some judges were tempted to play to this press gallery by producing witty bons mots. Other anecdotes deal with mishaps in court. Some are apocryphal, or else floating tales ascribed to legal figures known to be humorously acerbic. The distinctions between formal set-piece jokes about judges (of which in contrast to the United States, there is no discernible body in the United Kingdom) and humorous anecdotes (which purport to be true stories full of accurate detail) are analysed and discussed. Over time, anecdotes evolve variants and are switched to new settings and targets. Anecdotes are becoming more portable and context-free and thus increasingly taking on much of the structure of jokes. The boundary between the two categories is becoming porous.

Christie Davies (posthumous, ed. by J. Milner Davis).

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Notes

  1. 1.

    For a study of the American situation, see Chap. 3 by Marc Galanter.

  2. 2.

    For an account of Trial By Jury (1875), see Chap. 4 by Jessica Milner Davis.

  3. 3.

    A.P. Herbert’s imaginary law reports, “Misleading Cases”, began in Punch magazine in 1924, continuing for some sixty years. Many were collected in Uncommon Law (1935) and More Uncommon Law (1982), They were adapted for a BBC TV series, A P Herbert’s Misleading Cases (1967, 1968 and 1971), with Roy Dotrice as Haddock, the barrister, and Alastair Sim as Mr Justice Swallow.

  4. 4.

    For a study of how and why corruption invades legal systems, see Graycar and Prenzler (2013).

  5. 5.

    See for example, World Justice Project, Rule of Law Index 2016, at: https://worldjusticeproject.org/sites/default/files/documents/RoLI_Final-Digital_0.pdf; The International Bar Association Judicial Integrity Initiative: Judicial Systems and Corruption, May 2016, at: www.ibanet.org/Document/Default.aspx?DocumentUid=f856e657-a4fc-4783; and Corruption Perception Index, 2016, Transparency International, at: http://www.transparency.org/news/feature/corruption_perceptions_index_2016 (all accessed 30 April 2017).

  6. 6.

    Nevertheless, like other women executives, women judicial officers (judges and magistrates) in Australia tend to rank more highly than do men the importance of possessing a good sense of humour in dealing with daily work (Roach Anleu and Mack 2017: 68–70).

  7. 7.

    The same is true for some of Oscar Wilde’s more recherché epigrams (Gantar 2015: 8, 15–17).

  8. 8.

    In classical Latin, malum can also mean an apple, suggesting yet another potential pun waiting for a punster—and a possible setting in the Garden of Eden.

  9. 9.

    Nevertheless, there are unwritten codes of etiquette for the judge that militate against incautious use of humour, see Chap. 1 and Roach Anleu et al. (2014).

  10. 10.

    The series, all appearing under the pseudonym “O” and published by Butterworth and Co, London, included Forensic Fables and Further Forensic Fables, both 1926; Final Forensic Fables, 1929; a reprinted selection, Fifty Forensic Fables, 1949; and a collected edition, Forensic Fables, complete with illustrations and a portrait of the famous author, as late as 1961. These were not expensive volumes, as is evident from Fig. 2.3 above.

  11. 11.

    Curiously, Robey’s son Edward became a barrister and later a judge.

  12. 12.

    According to commentator Chris Roberts (2006), Barnsley “is a couple of hundred miles north of London geographically but several time zones away culturally”, and Roy Cooling, sports editor of the Barnsley Chronicle, is quoted as saying, “No bugger in Barnsley has heard of [novelist] Scott Fitzgerald” (Usable Buildings n.d.: unpaginated).

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Davies, C. (2018). Judges and Humour in Britain: From Anecdotes to Jokes. In: Milner Davis, J., Roach Anleu, S. (eds) Judges, Judging and Humour. Palgrave Macmillan, Cham. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-3-319-76738-3_2

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